transformers 2

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"ee perempuan tu mcm robot ke?"

dah ko nampak lidah terjulur tu robot la babi

"habis ah..."

bitch

"eee eeee diorang nak lari mane tuuuu..."

slut

"besar gile!!!"

cunt

"tu ah sal"

yg ko mengiyakan tu asal palat

"optimuuuuuus, aaaaa.... mati ke mati ke"

tengok senyap-senyap x boleh ke pompuan

"xde bende ah, last-last hidup balik"

aku tau la, aku da tengok aritu bodoh

"alaa sedih aa pulak..."

babi

"die ingat robot tu jahat eh..."

hurh?

"laki tu hensem ah, eee hensem gile"

yeh? n ur a slut

"eee comelnye bumblebee tu wat camtu..."

kiwak kau lah

"uluuuuu uluuu"

h1n1

"die keje ape dulu..."

"alaaa dulu die keje ngan government pastu kene buang sebab pindah autobot"

haha, ok that was funny, wikipedia girl

"eee peluh2 dia.."

peluh kau la butuh senyap la cibai

"mesti kene maghah ni awek die landing kat situ.."

babi..

thanx kawar for the great seats untuk transformers... but that bitch at my right with her friends, r totally a turn off...


hari itu aku keluar wayang awal.

woo

i just cant believe my teachers from primary school al-amin cried when they saw me...

ringgit

cantik kan gambar di atas :)

kalau kamu nak tau, apabila kamu lahir saja, setiap seorang daripada kamu sudah dibebani hutang lebih RM8000 jika hutang malaysia dibahagi2 sama rata.

untuk apa ini semua? untuk selesaikan masalah rempit? bak kata seorang pemimpin agung itu,

"rempit? saya rasa cara untuk masalah ini adalah dengan menambahkan lagi bilangan polis"

ini adalah nonsense. nonsense

high speed pursuit? mungkin polis-polis kat malaysia kita ni terlalu banyak bermain Need For Speed Most Wanted sehingga terikut-ikut. kesian.

bukan apa, berbelanja bagaikan sebuah First World Country, tapi, pemikiran masih lagi bagaikan Third World Country.

lihatlah, kes ragut, masalah seperti itu pon susah nak come out with a solution kah? tak kan lah perlukan bantuan Arkitek Afif ShahNor ni untuk selesaikan? a proper and wide pedestrian, proper street lighting, xkan itu pon susah? xde budget? budget dah habis kat Evo 10 kan? ke tunggu RMk13? or tunggu lagi 10 orang mengandung kene ragut?

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(emo sket ah)

kahwin sana kahwin sini

kahwin sana kahwin sini,

this week, my buddy - jiran - friend from standard 1 got married.. and as usual, i was hired to photograph the all 3 day event.. ok that was actually not the point of y i updated this blog (after how long? 6 months?)

well, ok, if people ask me, when ull be getting married, ill give em a straight answer

"30"

yeah, n theyll say, "hek eleh, x ikut sunnah ah, aku kawen 25, br ikut sunnah"

lol..

this is just my 2cents, the thing about sunnah is, u r just digesting it literally... 25, duh man, picture the prophet at 25, he was a succesfull businessman, duh?! he started doing business at 18.. wat were u when ur 18? baru merangkak SPM beb, tgh cinta monyet lagi blaja nak geli geli..

ahaha...

oh oh kalo ckp pasal sunnah pon, boleh gak masuk topik kawin lebey dari satu, tp sebab aku pon x kawen lagi, so aku malas nak masuk tajuk neh la... bukan salah nak pasang lebeh, tp tgk lah purpose, kalau alasan 'ikut sunnah', then u might as well get married with a janda ke - ada anak dua, help her build back her life or watever... ek?

lol, ikut sunnah

kadang2 je, sekejapje pon... :p

Hello people, so we meet again in my not so alive blog... hehe...

so there’s this thing which has been wandering inside my head every time I take my LRT ride back home… as some people noe me, I may be to u, that mildly perverted guy who likes to usha barang baek, occasionally… ikut mood, ikut turn… n to tell u the truth,

mmg aku mengaku..(at least u got it right, by adding the word; ‘occasionally’)

Well u noe, working hours, stress, tired, long ride to work, long ride from work… its like, killing time…

Kenape? X puas ati?

Well, if u’re confident enough that u think u can handle really sexy clothes like that mini white skirt, or maybe that ‘bulging’ ‘hooters’ tshirt u’re wearing in this packed, sweaty, bumpy, ‘sway’yy LRT, then by all means, go for it baby…

hehe..

but if u wear em, and give me that judging look, after sumhow I boleh terkantoi lah pulak, (haha…) (this story is based on a true story told by a friend of a friend..) (c’mon, u’re seriously gonna belive me rite?), looking all uncomfortable, trying so hard to adjust ur short skirts, covering ur cleavage with ur backpack, then i (im referring to that person yg kantoi tadi tu lah…) think u pretty much need a good slap on that face… cuz believe me, after long hours of work, wat do u think it ill turn us into…?

: ) cheers

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Pengarang ingin berterimakasih kepada golongan berikut;
Wanita2 bertudung sopan, yang tidak semestinye bertudung labuh, tiga segi pon ok. :) (penghargaan ini tidak ditujukan kepada wanita berserkup Beinda*, bertudung yang disimpang kebahu sehingga menampakan tshirt hooters ataupon baju kurung menyerlahkan cleavage). juga kepada wanita yang tidak atau belum bertudung, terima kasih juga kerana berpakaian sopan. terima kasih kerana membantu aku mengelakkan tabiat tersengaja aku ini…

*sila rujuk buku Fiqah untuk cara bertudung… (ok, mungkin aku pon sama tentang menjaga pandangan)

gamba haritu : zubir's newborn , inthang's openhaus

gamba2 x sengaja tercrop sbb browser or blogspot ni punye setting kot... entah... kalo sesape ade muke terpotong tu klik la nnt die pegi kat original size